Grocery List Pirates



Aargh Matey, those that sail the deep are now plundering their booty at the local grocery store. Apparently with their swords drawn these swabbies are taking people's grocery lists, and then plundering the stores for the contents on the list. Managers of the stores have warned their employees not to stand in the way of anyone with a sword in their hand. One produce man said, "I've got some pretty big knives back here in produce, especially the ones we cut up them watermelon with. Let them come and try plundering in my department and see what happens."

For now we are warning consumers to not raise a fuss with the pirates, for obvious reasons.   However, you can keep your grocery list safe by using mygrocerylist.info.   At their website you can edit, and print your grocery list online, and reprint it from home, work or mobile device, keeping your list safe from the pluderers of the deep.