Grocery List Eaten by Aliens
An unamed man from Indiana claims that he was attacked by aliens late Tuesday night. The man says that the aliens were intent on one thing and only one thing. "My Grocery List", said the man.
Apparently the aliens were yellow in color and were oddly shaped in a long vertical form that had a slight resemblence to bannanas. "It was terrible, those aliens were after my grocery list, they took it from me and then they ate it."
It is still unknown why the yellow aliens are after the grocery list, but the man claimed that once they had devoured the list they simply disappeared. When asked whether he was worried about future visits from the extraterrestrial visitors the man said he would not be suprised if they returned, but this time he would be ready for them. He would no longer take any chances with his grocery list by keeping it online at mygrocerylist.info.